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40th Birthday Joke Gift Concepts!

For some turning 40 comes as an terrible distress and is dreaded. For others, 40 is a special birthday they embrace! Either way, incorporating some 40th birthday gag gifts is certain to ease the atmosphere and facilitate the birthday man or woman have a special birthday! There are numerous excellent resources that are available online that you should visit if you are looking for 40th birthday gag gifts.

If you’re having difficulties trying to conjure up a good gag gift for a soon-to-be 40 year old, here are a handful of ideas. Over the Hill Things. “Over the hill” is a classic theme for 40th birthday gag gifts. You can unearth dozens of gift ideas that say “over the hill” and center on how much of an “old fart” the birthday girl or guy in fact is. From cakes and candles to t-shirts, phony granny/grandpa glasses, balloons and banners and supplementary d?cor items, there are masses of options. Great gag gifts that are related to this theme include walking canes (some with honking horns), potty night lights for elderly folks who might have trouble finding the toilet as their eyes age, ice cube trays that make denture-like ice cubes, old fart slippers, Mr. Saggy balls boxers, a parking permit for those “over the hill”, elderly tatoos, over the hill diapers, a comb for bald men, or an over the hill party hat.

Bodily Function related rude items. This is beyond doubt a guy thing-not a woman theme. For some unknown reason, guys don’t care about discussing loads of physical functions and sharing the most unrefined and hideous likenesses to some of the byproducts of the human body. And they love to integrate these things into their humor, especially for milestone birthdays like the 40th, especially if they look realistic and/or contain sound. So if you are scheduling a celebration for a 40 year old man, all of the following items are in play for birthday joke gifts: fanny floss (for difficult to reach places), old fashioned shithead game, the fart game, doo doo darts, a toilet mug, or a fart machine remote, happy b-day dog doo, or any of the dozens of other gag gifts with a common crude smelly theme.

Themes related to sex. joke gifts with a sexual theme have never-ending appeal for many men and women regardless of whether they are merely reaching 21 years of age or celebrating the gigantic 40 or even beyond. Gag gift ideas for birthday parties in keeping with this subject matter incorporate things like boob pepper and salt shakers, a huge inflatable willie, a breast mug, weener kleener soap, naked woman tees for golf, a coin sperm bank.

Drinking and booze themes. For a number of people, a birthday gathering isn’t complete without masses of alcohol and incorporating some amusing joke gifts allowing the birthday celebrant to enjoy them in a unique way. Enter prank gift ideas like the hops holster for beer cans and the fake beer belly that enables you to hide your “carry ins” behind your tee shirt and your belt buckle while you can gulp them using a lengthy straw for the guys and the comparable wine rack-a bra that holds wine that in addition enhances the female physique and holds her “carry ins” that she can gulp through a long straw for the ladies. Additional homorous gifts include the Tequila bandolier, an elderly man whizzer urinating liquor machine, a drinking beer hat, a flask shaped like binoculars, plus the pass out game. Then there are as well those gifts that manage to cover two or more themes within one, similar to the boob beer cover nipple sipper along with the condom can holders, which fit underneath both the booze/drink and the sexually related themes.

Sports-connected themes. To end with, sports-interconnected theme gifts appear to have long-lasting appeal-especially when they are joke gifts meant for 40th birthdays. You can surprise the birthday guy or girl with the “hook, line and sinker” toilet fishing game; “oh shit” golf balls; “buck” the animated trophy (a plush deer and antler wall mount); a golf club fly swatter; a sharp shootin’ remote control (looks like a pistol), bullseye toilet paper, and the potty putter toilet golf game, or any one of dozens of additional funny gifts connected to the birthday celebrant’s beloved winter sport or pastime.

Hopefully you’ve found the 40th birthday gag gift ideas mentioned above helpful. For further ideas plus fantastic resources, take a look at the wealth of resources online for 40th birthday gag gifts.

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Posted in Birthdays · February 6th, 2010 · Comments (0)

DJ Hire

Many people want use DJ Hire for an occaision. It could be a wedding, birthday, retirement, Xmas or just for the ‘craic’! But why have a DJ at all? why not just go to a bar that has one and save money? Well if you hire you own DJ, you know that they will play songs you want. Where as most DJ’s in a bar or club will only play what the house wants. Obviously hiring a DJ, function room, catering and decorating the room is more expensive, but people will probably have more fun. Also if the music is too loud, try telling a club DJ to turn it down and see what they say!

For most people thier wedding day is the most important day of thier life and they obviously want it to be as perfect as possible. You only get married once, (well most of us do!) so you only get one chance to make it count. All your friends and family will be there and you want to show them how good your life is. It’s not a case of beating your other family members at what you provide, some of the best weddings are the most simple ones. Obvioulsy if you’re the Beckhams, Donald Trump, or Peter & Jordan, (well maybe not the last 2!) then money is no object, but for us mere mortals we need to watch how much we spend more than ever.

Most DJ’s who play for birthdays work from 8:30/9:00pm to closing time. This can be anywhere from 11:45pm to 2:30am, so people say why do they charge so much? Well let’s look at what a DJ actually has to do.
Make sure they have the latest chart songs
Buy bulbs, cables, batteries, and spend money on advertising
Make sure all the lights and sound system works
Keep up to date on the latest dance trends, like those silly dances you do on holiday and want to show your friends when you get back!
If the DJ is using a laptop, all the songs have to have the ID-3 tags correct in order to show up when they search for a song.
When you give a DJ a playlist they have to get those songs you really want, that can cost more than buying the whole album by an artist.
Of course then there are the travelling expenses incurred. A DJ from Dublin travelling to Trim is going to charge more than a local DJ. Just look at all the equipment on my website at http://discoroyale.net and you will see what mobile DJ’s have to keep working.

So you see there is a lot of ‘behind the scenes’ work that most people don’t see. I’m not one of those DJ’s that scratch and mix and play the songs you hear in clubs, I play the songs you know and love from the 60’s 70’s & 80’s. Also I play those all time cheesy classics like macarena, Cha Cha Slide, raining men, daydream believer etc. I always think if you want the dance music that is mixed up, mashed up and scratched, you can go to a dance club. Most people at a Wedding or birthday would have never heard of most of the dance mixed songs anyway. You have to try and please everyone. I know that’s not always possible, but I’ve been doing it for over 20 years and I’m still being booked!

Then there is the setting up of the equipment, most DJ’s use CD players with a built in mixer, more and more are now using Digital systems that need a computer with an added mixer. The speakers have to placed in the right places to make sure they don’t get damaged, drinks put on them or sat on. The there are the lights to set up and connect to power sockets. Some DJ’s use a lighting controller as well, so there has to be room for that. If you visit my site at http://www.discoroyale.net you will find out more about my services.

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Posted in Birthdays · January 29th, 2010 · Comments (0)